September 2011
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Greeting someone I dislike:
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reasons i want to be a seahorse
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hypnose:
the males get pregnant
they hold tails with their mate when they find them
they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives
when their mate dies, they die too
the male gets pregnant
the guy gets pregnant
the dude gets pregnant
someone other than the female endures pain
the guy gets pregnant
the male becomes impregnated
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I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the...
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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