May 2013
1 post
April 2013
1 post
March 2013
12 posts
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
katherinesque:
so i was talking to my cousin’s girlfriend yesterday and she told me a story about how her mom’s friend’s husband was a med student and one day he went hunting and shot a pregnant deer without realizing she was pregnant so he freaked out and delivered the baby deer then they ate its mom and have raised the deer as a dog within their household.
on one hand its super cute but on...
shattystrashstache:
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
February 2013
15 posts
twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
curtatious:
They’re called “eyebrows” cuz my eyes be browsin yo fine ass
lavagoth:
for when i go deep in the pussy
January 2013
12 posts
5 tags
circletines:
no i dont mean faggot as in gay i mean faggot as in you
December 2012
34 posts
crzyblackidd:
Remember when my blog was shitty?
Yeah neither do I
assgod:
turnersquiff:
if i had a dollar for every time a guy has told me i’m pretty
that sucks
despookinator:
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
mitchromney:
my favorite bible verse is the one about how you have to share every christian picture on facebook to get into heaven
