Tiff. Above average sense of humour, Below average amount of fucks to give.. Part time student, full time badass.


girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice.  I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea.  She didn’t laugh.  I didn’t laugh.  That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.

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